please stick to the protocol

"please stick to the protocol" | Monday, June 24, 2013 | No. 5,274
spigot: PLEASE STICK TO THE PROTOCOL: HTTP://__________ WHERE _____ IS SOMETHING FUNNY THAT BRIEFLY TAKES MY MIND OFF SUICIDE
spigot: A STEADY STREAM OF FUNNY CAN KEEP ME ALIVE UNTIL THE BONG AND I ARE REUNITED
spigot: ROLLS OF DAMP TOILET PAPER AND MARKERS







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