the pincers of power!

"the pincers of power!" | Thursday, March 9, 2000 | No. 530
spigot: TO THE GROUND WITH YOU! DOWN -- BEFORE THE MIGHT OF DORMAMMU
pants: THE ANCIENT ONE IS SENDING ME A MENTAL SUMMONS ! THE TIME IS AT HAND -- HE WILL CHOOSE THE INSTANT! AND -- HE TELLS ME -- NOW
spigot: WHAT IS THIS ?? YOU START TO DRAW BACK -- STRAINING AGINST ME AS IF WITH NEW-FOUND STRENGTH
pants: THE TIME FOR PRETENSE IS PAST!
spigot: I WANTED TO DO THE HULK VS. THE THING







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