squatting in the tub

"squatting in the tub" | Wednesday, July 24, 2013 | No. 5,304
spigot: T PANTS WILL YOU GO ON GOLDEN POND WITH ME
pants: T SPIGOT THAT SOUNDS TOO MUCH LIKE ME SQUATTING IN THE TUB WHILE YOU GUSH PISS DOWN ON ME
pants: T SPIGOT WHAT TIME
spigot: PUHHHHHHHHHHHH HUHHHHHHHHHHH PUHHHHHHH







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