faster than luhhhhh

"faster than luhhhhh" | Monday, July 29, 2013 | No. 5,309
: IMPORTANT: DO NOT PLUG IN 24V AC TO COM PORT or you will risk damaging your transformer.
: Pictured below: "pants"
pants: FTL BUT WITH COCKS AND BALLS WHERE WE EXPLORE AN ALIEN LANDSCAPE SEARCHING FOR OUR PAL RANDS
pants: THE JOURNEY IS IN THE ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!! A LONELY COCK IS POKING UP THROUGH A FRESHLY-DRILLED HOLE. (A) CAREFULLY REMOVE EXCESS SHAVINGS TO PROTECT THE COCK FROM CUTS (B) AVOID THE COCK (SPACE COCKS ARE NO JOKE)







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"john carter from mars toilet duck" starring deuce and pants




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