cherry

"cherry" | Monday, March 13, 2000 | No. 534
spigot: TOO DAZED WITH DICKS TO BOOKMARK THE BABYLON 5 FAQ
spigot: PROBLEMS
spigot: TALKING TO YOU ONLINE FOLKS
pants: SORRY WAS BUSY STUFFING MY FACE WITH CARROTS STICKS AND CELERY
spigot: AND
pants: AND CAKE
pants: AND A HOSTESS PIE (CHERRY)
spigot: WE ALL LICK DICKS DON'T WE
deuce: MORE OR LESS







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