little comedy bits

"little comedy bits" | Tuesday, September 3, 2013 | No. 5,345
spigot: FIRST I'LL JIZZ UP YOUR FACE SO YOU LOOK LIKE A RODEO CLOWN
spigot: THEN I WRITE LITTLE COMEDY BITS TO PERFORM ON JERKCITY
spigot: THE PLAINTIFF IN THIS CASE CLAIMS THE DEFENDANT POKED OUT HIS EYE THROUGH A GLORYHOLE
spigot: THE DEFENDANT SUGGESTS HE WAS MERELY RELAXING AND DID NOT INVITE THE PLAINTIFF TO PERFORM
spigot: LAUGHTER IS MY GIFT TO THE WORLD







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.