but alas

"but alas" | Thursday, September 19, 2013 | No. 5,361
deuce: I WOULD JERK OFF TO ALLEVIATE MY SORROWS BUT ALAS IT IS TOO HOT
deuce: SO INSTEAD I WILL COMMIT SUICIDE
deuce: OH WHO AM I KIDDING IT IS EVEN TOO HOT FOR THAT







Tomorrow
"by mistake" starring deuce and pants




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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.