in three parts

"in three parts" | Wednesday, October 23, 2013 | No. 5,389
dick: HONESTLY, THESE DAYS CAN YOU REALLY AFFORD *NOT* TO SUCK DICK FOR CRACK?
deuce: I WILL ANSWER THAT IN THREE PARTS: 1. GLHGAHLGHLGAHLGAHLAGHLAG
deuce: 2. HUBHUBHUBHUBHUBHUBHU
deuce: 3. OIGREIOGYRLIGHLDBHNDFHB







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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