two holes

"two holes" | Thursday, October 24, 2013 | No. 5,390
spigot: I GET A CHOCOLATE SHAKE EVERY CHRISTMAS
deuce: I LIKE THE MINT SHAKES ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY FROM MCDONALD'S BUT THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M BLACK
spigot: "I'M GOING TO SUCK YOUR FAT DICK AND MAKE YOU PLOW MY ASS" SAID THE QUEEREST VAMPYRE OF THE LOT, COUNT FUCKING FAGGOT
deuce: 2HOLES.JPG







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