text messages

"text messages" | Tuesday, December 17, 2013 | No. 5,437
unknown: piss is the best
deuce: it's filled with vitamins
unknown: vitamin P
deuce: vitamin D for delicious
unknown: D is also for deli-- oh you just said that okay







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"john carter of mars" featuring deuce and pants




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