the rules of love

"the rules of love" | Tuesday, December 24, 2013 | No. 5,444
pants: DEAR SIR
pants: THANK YOU FOR SUBMITTING YOUR INFORM 7 TEXT ADVENTURE "THE RULES OF LOVE" TO ROOT@JERKCITY.COM
pants: I AM STUCK IN THE TOILET PLEASE SEND INVISICLUES
deuce: WHY CAN'T I EVEN EXAMINE THE FUCKING LOTIONS







Tomorrow
"destination: dongs" starring spigot and pants




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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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