ask me how

"ask me how" | Thursday, January 2, 2014 | No. 5,453
pants: ME CHIEF SUCK-UM DICK (ASK ME **HOW**)
pants: ANYONE GOT ANY UNLICKED DICKS???
pants: NOT PARTICULAR ABOUT SIZE, SHAPE OR TEXTURE







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