the one that got away

"the one that got away" | Wednesday, January 8, 2014 | No. 5,459
pants: SNIFF
: DEUCE COMFORTS PANTS
pants: KICKS ROCK, LOOKS AT SHOES
pants: DIDN'T WANT NO STUPID OLD DICK ANYWAY







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