pastries

"pastries" | Sunday, March 26, 2000 | No. 547
pants: PASTRIES IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM !!!!!!
pants: PASTRIES AND PIES AND ALL THINGS GREAT AND SMALL FILLED WITH JELLY, CUSTARD
spigot: GO AWAY, YOU HORRIBLE PEAR-SHAPED ADMIN
pants: GASP
spigot: YES!!!!! YOUR BIG FAT ASS IS BLOCKING MY OTHERWISE PERFECT VIEW OF EMPTY SPACE
pants: EYES FILLING UP WITH TEARS
spigot: I SAID FUCKING GET OUT!!!!!
pants: SOB CHOKE DUH
spigot: HOMPTH HURMPTH COFFEE CAKE







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