smeared with shit

"smeared with shit" | Saturday, February 1, 2014 | No. 5,483
deuce: I WANT OUT
pants: I CANNOT LET YOU OUT
deuce: YOU DO NOT OWN ME
pants: ACTUALLY I DO (READ THE FINE PRINT OF THE LETTER YOU JUST SIGNED)
deuce: I CANNOT (IT IS SMEARED WITH YOUR SHIT)







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