one for each card in the deck

"one for each card in the deck" | Tuesday, February 4, 2014 | No. 5,486
spigot: T DEUCE I THINK IN MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE HAD MAYBE TWO BONERS
deuce: T SPIGOT NOW I KNOW THAT'S NONSENSE YOU'VE HAD MY BONER AT LEAST FIFTY-TWO TIMES







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