marching up and down the town square

"marching up and down the town square" | Tuesday, February 11, 2014 | No. 5,493
spigot: ALL OF TODAY'S WEB NEWS PRINTED OUT AND ROLLED INTO A TUBE AND I'M MARCHING UP AND DOWN THE TOWN SQUARE SHOUTING THROUGH IT LIKE A TRUMPETY MEGAPHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spigot: BROWSER WARS HEATING UP!!!!!!!!!
spigot: SOMETHING ABOUT JAVA!!!!!!!!







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