i have to go now

"i have to go now" | Monday, February 17, 2014 | No. 5,499
pants: I SURE HOPE I CAN GET THIS THING OUT OF MY ASS
spigot: I HAVE TO GO NOW
pants: I SAID I SURE HOPE I CAN AEFHKSHDFKSJDFHKSJDFHSJKDFHSJKFD
pants: OKAY IT STAYS







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