conservation of matter doesn't apply to me

"conservation of matter doesn't apply to me" | Wednesday, February 19, 2014 | No. 5,501
spigot: I CAN'T FIT MY PANTS ON OVER ALL THIS POO
spigot: GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW I TOOK SUCH A BIG CRAP ALL OVER MYSELF
spigot: CONSERVATION OF MATTER DOESN'T APPLY TO ME







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Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
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