netflix for dicks

"netflix for dicks" | Friday, February 28, 2014 | No. 5,510
uncredited woman: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT'S LIKE NETFLIX BUT FOR DICKS
uncredited woman: WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT I WANT TO RENT DICKS ON THE INTERNET WITH NO LATE FEES
uncredited woman: AS I RETURN EACH USED DICK THE NEXT IS AUTOMATICALLY SELECTED FROM THE DICK QUEUE
uncredited woman: OVER TIME THE SERVICE WILL LEARN MY DICK PREFERENCES AND WITH THE HELP OF ITS ADVANCED DICK ALGORITHM IT WILL SELECT NEW DICKS I MIGHT LIKE
uncredited woman: WITTY 1980S MYSTERY DICKS
uncredited woman: HISTORICAL DICKS FEATURING A STRONG MALE LEAD
uncredited woman: DARK FIGHT-THE-SYSTEM SCI FI DICKS
uncredited woman: GRITTY DRAMATIC DICKS
uncredited woman: PERHAPS SOME SORT OF DICK RENTAL KIOSK COULD ALSO BE EMPLOYED
uncredited woman: PLEASE ADVISE
deuce: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
uncredited woman: SO MANY THINGS







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