BEENZ

"BEENZ" | Sunday, April 2, 2000 | No. 554
spigot: CLICK HERE TO SIGN MY GUESTBOO</HREF>
deuce: FUCK YOU
spigot: BEENZ!!!!!!!!!! THE WEB'S CURRENCY
deuce: THE MORE YOU EAT / THE MLG KFSHLG LSGHSLG HLSHGSG
spigot: EVERYTHING I TOUCH TURNS INTO BEENZ
deuce: BEENZ BEENZ / THEY MAKE YOU FSHLGLS GHSLGHLS HGSG
spigot: TIME TO KICK IT AND STREAM THESE BEENZ BROADBAND STYLE
deuce: POUND MY ASS
spigot: BEENZ.COM PURCHASES MACROMEDIA FOR RECORD TEN BILLION BEENZ







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"if you seek his monument" featuring deuce and pants




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