the bushes are a good place to hide

"the bushes are a good place to hide" | Sunday, March 30, 2014 | No. 5,540
pants: FIRST OFF, THE BUSHES ARE A GOOD PLACE TO HIDE
deuce: YOU'RE DISTRACTING MY MASTURBATION HERE
pants: OH
pants: SORRY
pants: LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE JERKING THERE
deuce: WILL DO
pants: AHEM
pants: SIR
pants: TAP TAP TAP







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Cosmic forces (otherwise known as "bonghits") are at work here.
Jerkcity was not supposed to have continued through 2017.
It should be clear to all that mistakes were made somewhere.