weather advisory

"weather advisory" | Monday, April 3, 2000 | No. 555
rands: SEVERE WEATHER ADVISORY
rands: MY FACE
rands: YOUR NUTS
rands: UHGUGHUGHUGHGUHGUHGUGH
rands: TOMORROW: PARTLY CLOUDY
rands: YOUR NUTS AGAIN
spigot: SCATTERED SHOWERS







Tomorrow
"john carter from mars toilet duck" starring deuce and pants




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