very dismayed

"very dismayed" | Sunday, April 20, 2014 | No. 5,561
pants: FIRST I NEED ALL OF YOUR NAMES
pants: SECOND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ABOUT HOW WE CAN SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT
pants: NEXT AFTER THAT I WANT DICK (AND BY GOD I WANT IT NOW)
spigot: I WAS VERY DISMAYED TO COME BACK FROM LUNCH AND DISCOVER MY NEW YELLOW SWEATER STUFFED IN A TOILET







Tomorrow
"awake for almost two hours" starring deuce




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