life on mars

"life on mars" | Saturday, May 3, 2014 | No. 5,574
rands: PEOPLE
rands: THERE IS LIFE ON MARS: I HAVE PROOF
: RANDS POINTS TO MOUTH
rands: IT'S HIDDEN IN HERE
deuce: MISSION TO RANDS' MOUTH
rands: YAY!
deuce: I FOUND HUMAN DNA IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
deuce: THIS PROVES THAT ALL EARTHLY LIFE ORIGINALLY CAME FROM YOUR MOUTH ??!
deuce: GHSH .HV FKIHH







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