can't see gifs or jpegs

"can't see gifs or jpegs" | Wednesday, June 4, 2014 | No. 5,605
pants: I CAN'T SEE GIFS OR JPEGS
spigot: REBOOT YOUR BROWSER !!!!!
pants: MY SCREEN IS GAY AND DUMB
spigot: REBOOT YOUR ROUTER !!!!!!
pants: IT'S BLINKING AND SPLURTING
spigot: REBOOT YOUR MACHINE !!!!!
pants: IT'S SPLURKING AND SPLORKING
spigot: REBOOT YOUR CAR AND DRIVE AWAY !!!!
pants: I JUST PLOWED THROUGH NINE DAY CARES
spigot: REBOOT YOUR LIFE USING A FAKE NAME !!!!
pants: WHAT ABOUT MY FREQUENT FLYER MILES ???
pants: AND MY SAFEWAY REWARDS CARDS ???
pants: AND MY ANYTIME MINUTES ??????
pants: AND MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY PLUS POINTS ?????
spigot: OKAY BYE







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