shortbread shitcakes

"shortbread shitcakes" | Tuesday, June 17, 2014 | No. 5,618
spigot: WHY CAN'T I SEE ALL THE FOOTAGE FROM WHEN I WOKE UP AFTER 24 HOURS OF SLEEP AND STUMBLED AROUND OPENING AND CLOSING COOKIE DRAWERS
deuce: I ALSO WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT FOOTAGE
spigot: WELL THE FOOTAGE IS POINTLESS IF THERE'S NO THIRD ACT
spigot: I.E. ACTUALLY FINDING COOKIES INSTEAD OF SHORTBREAD SHITCAKES
deuce: THE THIRD ACT IS YOU FURIOUSLY BEATING OFF WHILE LOOKING WITH DEAD EYES DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA







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