he's eating othello pieces

"he's eating othello pieces" | Wednesday, June 18, 2014 | No. 5,619
pants: AT THIS POINT WE'VE TESTED YOU FOR STRESS AND NOW WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SEE WHAT YOU'LL EAT
spigot: (STAGE WHISPERING) HE'S EATING OTHELLO PIECES
pants: THE COCONUT ALMOND NUTBUTTERS WERE NOT EVEN OPENED
spigot: COCONUT ALMOND NUTBUTTERS READS LIKE STRIKE ONE, STRIKE TWO, STRIKE THREE







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"your toebeans, your pisspots" featuring pants




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