what happens: the exciting conclusion

"what happens: the exciting conclusion" | Sunday, June 22, 2014 | No. 5,623
spigot: WHAT HAPPENS TO A DICK UNLICKED?!?!?!
spigot: DOES IT PUSH AND POKE AND CHOKE AND JOKE
spigot: DOES IT WHEEZE AND SNEEZE AND SQUEEZE BENEATH THE AMBER SYCAMORE TREES
deuce: *OR DOES IT EXPLODE*







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