unclog

"unclog" | Tuesday, April 11, 2000 | No. 563
pants: CAN WE PLEASE UNCLOG THE TOILET THE OLD FASHIONED WAY
pants: THIS VENTI MOCHA IS MAKING ME SQUIRTY
spigot: BETTER REGISTER AN EPINION
pants: IT'S ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD
pants: THE POINTING DEVICE
spigot: THAT'S OUT THEN
pants: PRESSING THE STAR KEY FOR CUSTOMER SERVICE
spigot: NOWHERE DOT FATLAB DOT MIDDLEAMERICA DOT EDU







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