turn around and i'll unzip ya

"turn around and i'll unzip ya" | Wednesday, July 2, 2014 | No. 5,633
pants: ANYWAY I'LL BET $1 YOU CAN'T BEAT ME OFF
pants: I WISH MY NAME WERE HAMISH
pants: C'MON
pants: TURN AROUND AND I'LL UNZIP YA
pants: WHO WANTS TO HELP ME WASH MY HOODIES







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