read a book or something

"read a book or something" | Monday, July 7, 2014 | No. 5,638
pants: WOULD YOU MIND IF I BEAT OFF IN YOUR FACE AND, WHILE I DO SO, PRETEND LIKE YOU'RE BORED
pants: THAT'S MY FETISH
pants: READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING
deuce: NO SCREAMING OR CALLING THE POLICE PLEASE







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