if you can hear me

"if you can hear me" | Monday, July 28, 2014 | No. 5,659
spigot: T PANTS BLINK IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
spigot: PULL MY DICK ONCE FOR YES AND FOUR HUNDRED TIMES FOR NO
spigot: ARE YOU GAY
pants: SURE







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