dick-like

"dick-like" | Friday, April 14, 2000 | No. 566
pants: CAN WE BOTH LIKE DICK
pants: THAT'S RIGHT: LIKE
pants: AS IN: WE WILL SIT AROUND AND APPRECIATE DICK
pants: (WRITE POEMS, SING SONGS, ETC.)
deuce: I DON'T KNOW SOUNDS A LITTLE QUEER TO ME
deuce: THE JOKE THERE BEING THAT ACTUALLY SUCKING, LICKING DICK, ETC. IS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT
deuce: BUT SITTING AROUND AND WRITING POETRY AND SONGS ABOUT DICK IS TOTALLY GAY
deuce: APPLAUSE
pants: I WILL BE GAY FOR UNDER A DOLLAR







Tomorrow
"you need to earn it" featuring deuce and pants




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