two gay vampires

"two gay vampires" | Monday, August 11, 2014 | No. 5,673
spigot: TWO GAY VAMPIRES FLAP INTO A BAR
spigot: FIRST ONE SAYS "BARTENDER GIVE ME YOUR FATTEST GAYEST DRINK EVER"
spigot: BARTENDER SAYS "WHAT'LL YOUR FAT FRIEND HAVE"
spigot: AND THE SECOND ONE'S ALL "CALL THE ENCLAVE"
(spigot): SEE TOGETHER THEY'RE BOTH FAGS, ONE OF WHICH RUNS A BBS







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