my bear head

"my bear head" | Thursday, August 21, 2014 | No. 5,683
: SPIGOT THE BEAR AS A SMOKEY THE BEAR FIGURE DOING LECTURES AT SCHOOLS, NOT A COP DRAMA
spigot: ZIPPING UP MY BEAR SUIT!!
spigot: FASTENING MY BEAR HEAD!!
spigot: PARTING THE CURTAINS AND STROLLING ON STAGE!!!
spigot: NO IDEA WHAT NEXT, OVERALL CONSENSUS IS: THIS GAG HAS NO LEGS, NEEDS WORK







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