tuesday evening

"tuesday evening" | Wednesday, October 1, 2014 | No. 5,724
deuce: [CUT TO CLOCK ON THE WALL, HANDS SPINNING LIKE CRAZY]
deuce: [CUT TO THE DEUCE IN A PILE OF HIS OWN VOMIT AND PISS, TUESDAY EVENING]
deuce: UH WHAT WHERE WHAT DID I MISS
deuce: FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST HELP ME I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM
deuce: [CURTAIN]







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"verification of member information is now due" starring deuce and pants




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