if i'm gonna eat this burrito

"if i'm gonna eat this burrito" | Monday, October 20, 2014 | No. 5,743
pants: IF I'M GONNA EAT THIS BURRITO I'D BETTER TAKE OFF MY SHIRT
pants: HURRF
pants: NURRRRRGGG
pants: GURRRRRKKKTH SNAP PONK
pants: MY VERA WANG
pants: HUFF PUFF
pants: HOMPTH HURMPTH
pants: GROSS







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