a very long time indeed

"a very long time indeed" | Tuesday, October 28, 2014 | No. 5,751
deuce: JUST DIP THEIR DICKS IN FONDUE
pants: CAN ME (LONG VERSION: PUT ME IN A CAN)
deuce: IF I PASTEURIZE YOU (IN THE CAN) THEN YOU WILL KEEP FOR A VERY LONG TIME
deuce: A VERY LONG TIME INDEED
pants: COOL







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"you're my knight in shining armor" featuring deuce and pants




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