an editorial from the daily bugle publisher

"an editorial from the daily bugle publisher" | Tuesday, December 2, 2014 | No. 5,786
pants: PARKER GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN DOIN' IT WITH SOME KIND OF LIZARD GUY OR MAYBE A GUY WITH CRAZY METAL ARMS
pants: AND DON'T COME BACK INTO THIS BUILDING UNTIL YOU'VE GOT PICTURES OF MAYBE SPIDER-MAN 69-ING WITH ANOTHER GUY WEARING AN ANIMAL OR INSECT THEMED COSTUME
pants: DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME PARKER I KNOW SPIDERS AREN'T INSECTS NOW GO OUT THERE AND GET ME PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN BLOWING MAYBE A CLONE OF HIMSELF







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