cool site of the day

"cool site of the day" | Thursday, December 4, 2014 | No. 5,788
pants: I'LL HAVE ME SOME OF THAT GAY LIME PIE PLEASE
spigot: MY FAT WANG IS COOL SITE OF THE DAY
spigot: I ASSURE YOU IT IS THE FATTEST COOLEST SITE OF EVERY DAY
pants: MY BIG FAT FACE AND YOUR BIG FAT FACE AND OUR BIG FAT FACES







Tomorrow
"nitrites, nitrates" starring deuce and pants




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