house rules

"house rules" | Saturday, December 6, 2014 | No. 5,790
pants: NEVER EVER WALK INTO THE FISTING ROOM UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO BE IN THERE
pants: YOU REALLY HAVE TO RESEARCH IT BEFORE YOU WALK IN
pants: SO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO
pants: THERE'S A LOT OF COMPLICATED PAPERWORK
pants: YOU HAVE TO TIP THE DOORMAN
pants: NEVER, EVER GET INTO THE SWING BEFORE YOUR NUMBER IS CALLED
pants: AND BE SURE TO SMILE







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"aloud a lot" starring spigot and pants




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