order came straight from the top

"order came straight from the top" | Thursday, December 25, 2014 | No. 5,809
spigot: TAKE ALL THESE SHITS AND PUT THEM IN THOSE BAGS
spigot: NOW TAKE THESE BAGS OF SHIT AND PUT THEM IN THOSE SHIT BAGS
spigot: NOW BAG UP THE SHIT BAGS WITH THE BAGS OF SHIT AND TAKE A SHIT ON ALL THE BAGS







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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