spigot's burgers

"spigot's burgers" | Friday, January 2, 2015 | No. 5,817
spigot: T PANTS DEUCE WILL SQUEEZE THE BURGERS AND RANDS WILL GRILL THE BURGERS AND YOU CAN SERVE THE BURGERS!!!! AND IT WILL BE CALLED SPIGOT'S BURGERS
spigot: MORE BEER FOR ME BUT FIRST SEVERAL BONGHITS







Tomorrow
"where scalloped potatoes don't taste like magazines" featuring spigot and pants




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