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"the end" | Wednesday, May 3, 2000 | No. 585
pants: CAN WE START RECYCLING OLD STRIPS YET ?!?!?
rands: CAN I GO HOME
pants: THIS IS A GOOD TIME FOR SPRING CLEANING
rands: GAAAAA
pants: THIS IS ALSO A GOOD TIME FOR LICKING DICK
rands: AAAAAAUHHHH
pants: ARE YOU WITH ME PRIVATE RANDS
rands: UGHGLHG
pants: CAN I HAVE A BOOST SO WE CAN GET THIS THING STARTED
rands: BUHRRR
pants: I AM LICKING DICKS IN A PAPER BAG
rands: A PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER IF YOU WILL
pants: OH YOU'RE BACK EH
rands: I MEAN UH HUGHUGGHARR
pants: IS THIS A RE-RUN OR IS THIS A RE-RUN
rands: SERIOUSLY CAN I GO







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