the man trap

"the man trap" | Friday, February 27, 2015 | No. 5,873
PRIVATE JIM: HOLY GOD YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR FAT WANGY DONG ALL THE WAY INTO MY FACE
CAPTAIN: FUCKING OPEN YOUR MOUTH
PRIVATE JIM: CHRIST MM URF THE NUTS AND BALLS WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED
CAPTAIN: I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS SOAP DISH
PRIVATE JIM: MORE DANGEROUS IN THE TOILET THAN I EVER IMAGINED
CAPTAIN: WHAM WHAM WHAM I'M GOING TO SOAP YOU ALL UP







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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