the conscience of the king

"the conscience of the king" | Tuesday, March 10, 2015 | No. 5,884
pants: MMMMM HUGGING AND PETTING AND PULLING YOUR SKIN BACK TO REVEAL WHAT GUNK IS ON THE SIDES OF YOUR EYEBALLS
pants: MMMM PINK STUFF GETTING MY TONGUE IN THERE
deuce: ARE YOU GIVING ME A VET EXAM
pants: YOUR SECRET FAG CHAT ROOM







Tomorrow
"crickets and earthworms" featuring spigot and pants




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