are you my ashtray

"are you my ashtray" | Monday, March 23, 2015 | No. 5,897
pants: ARE YOU MY ASHTRAY
deuce: MORE YOUR GENERAL TRASH RECEPTACLE
deuce: BUT YES, CIGARETTE BUTTS, LIT CIGARETTES HAPPILY ACCEPTED
pants: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT WE'RE LOST
pants: JUST ASK MY BONER FOR DIRECTIONS







Tomorrow
"by mistake" starring deuce and pants




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