these are the times that try men's souls

"these are the times that try men's souls" | Monday, April 20, 2015 | No. 5,925
spigot: YOU GOT YOUR BOXES HERE, YOUR GADGETS THERE
spigot: AN APPLE MONITOR BOX FOR A NIGHT STAND
spigot: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I CAN GET UP IN PITCH DARKNESS AND KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE ALLEN WRENCHES ARE
pants: THESE ARE THE TIMES THAT TRY MEN'S SOULS







Tomorrow
"destination: dongs" starring spigot and pants




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