pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick

"pants tries to lick a giant spider's dick" | Saturday, May 13, 2000 | No. 595
pants: THE GIANT SPIDER IS JUST INTO SITTING STILL AND SIGHING !!! I WILL PET HIM !!!! OW OW
pants: OW OW HE DOES NOT APPEAR TO HAVE A DICK I CAN LICK OW OW OW
pants: TOO MANY







Tomorrow
"quietly and behind a curtain" starring deuce and pants




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